This Is A F**King Nightmare Tote Bag

Miriam Margolyes “F**king Hell, This Is a F**king Nightmare!” Tote Bag

Add a splash of unapologetic humour to your daily errands with the Miriam Margolyes “Fking Hell, This Is a Fking Nightmare!” Tote Bag. Featuring Miriam’s signature self-portrait sketch and her famously unfiltered wit, this vibrant design is a perfect blend of sass, laughter, and honesty — just like Miriam herself.

Key Features:

• Iconic Design: Printed with Miriam’s hilariously relatable quote, this tote captures her no-nonsense charm and comedic brilliance in one bold statement piece.

• Colourful & Fun: The text bursts in rainbow shades across a deep black cotton backdrop — a celebration of personality, pride, and pure chaos.

• Durable & Practical: Made from 100% sturdy cotton canvas, perfect for carrying your shopping, books, or the occasional emotional baggage.

• Original Touch: Finished with Miriam’s hand-drawn self-portrait, adding a playful artistic flair that fans will instantly recognise.

• Eco-Friendly: Reusable, washable, and perfect for ditching plastic in style.

Why You’ll Love It:

It’s funny, it’s fearless, and it’s fantastically Miriam. Whether you’re off to the shops, heading to a show, or just need a laugh, this tote turns everyday moments into comedy gold. It’s not just a bag — it’s a mood.

Perfect For:

• Fans & Collectors: A must-have addition for any Miriam Margolyes admirer.
• Gifts: Perfect for friends who appreciate a good laugh and a bit of colourful language.
• Everyday Use: Strong, roomy, and unapologetically honest — just how we like it.

Specifications:

• Material: 100% cotton canvas
• Colour: Black with full-colour rainbow print
• Dimensions: Approx. 38cm x 42cm (standard tote size)
• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, turn inside out, and air dry

Carry a little Margolyes mischief with you wherever you go — order your “Fking Hell” tote today!**