This Is A F**King Nightmare Slate

Add a dash of unapologetic humour to your home with the Miriam Margolyes “Fking Hell, This Is a Fking Nightmare!” Slate Sign. Featuring Miriam’s iconic quote and her signature doodle self-portrait, this rustic-style hanging sign is the perfect mix of chaos, comedy, and charm.

Key Features:

• Authentic Slate Finish: Crafted from natural slate for a beautifully textured, rustic look that makes every sign unique.

• Bold Rainbow Design: Miriam’s famous quote is printed in bright, colourful lettering that pops against the dark stone background — instantly eye-catching and guaranteed to raise a laugh.

• Signature Artwork: Includes Miriam’s self-portrait doodle, adding that unmistakable Margolyes flair.

• Ready to Hang: Comes with a natural twine cord for easy hanging on doors, walls, or anywhere you need a reminder of life’s little nightmares.

• Durable & Long-Lasting: Designed to look great indoors or under covered outdoor areas.

Why You’ll Love It:

Equal parts hilarious and relatable, this sign brings Miriam’s unfiltered humour straight into your home. Whether it’s hanging in the kitchen, office, or loo — it’s bound to get a smile (or a knowing nod) from every visitor.

Perfect For:

• Fans: A must-have collectible for any Miriam Margolyes admirer.

• Gifts: Perfect for friends and family who share her sense of humour.

• Home Décor: Adds character and laughter to any space.

Specifications:

• Material: Natural slate with printed design

• Dimensions: Approx. 25cm x 10cm

• Hanging Cord: Twine (included)

• Care: Wipe clean with a soft, dry cloth

Bring a little laughter (and a lot of honesty) to your home — hang your “F**king Hell” slate sign proudly today!**